| (Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the ninth installment; previo ... - Tom Attea |
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| Beer and opinions. - Leslie Fieger |
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| You know our habit watching these illegal alien marches in generally they are less than three miles ... - Lance Winslow |
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| Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built up at an alarmin ... - Alex P |
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| Einstein was a genius. He learns that so is God. - Shubhanyu Jain |
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| Every time I think of the illegal aliens in our country and remember listening to Mexican President ... - Lance Winslow |
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| Drew Kittinger was going about the business of being himself by teaching others how to become expert ... - Drew Kittinger |
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| Laughter. Scientifically proven to keep one healthy. In other words, even if you never ate another s ... - Michael Jarryd Wilson |
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| Is it asking too much to have a cell phone that does one thing well? For instance, act like a phone. - Robert Crane |
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| One of mans greatest inventions has to be the staple, not the paper clip. Do you know why? Well it i ... - Lance Winslow |
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| Oops! Did I say the wrong thing? - Pamela Beers |
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| Laughing at yourself is an expercise we can all use more of -- taking ourselves too seriously is a r ... - Desiree Bruyere |
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| What if it were that easy I ask? What if instead of sending nuclear enabled ICBMs to your neighborin ... - Lance Winslow |
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| One morning this week, I woke up with a black eye. How I got it still baffles me. I have my suspicio ... - James Snyder |
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| There's nothing so fine as a warm day in June, having lunch on the patio in the peace and quiet - or ... - Kenneth C. Hoffman |
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| Lover's Day is big in China. A small city like Huainan, too, gets into the spirit of things...but th ... - Rajesh Kanoi |
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| What kinds of jokes are the best? Depending on your audience, you may not know for sure. - Julie Hopkins |
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| Why are stand up comediennes the most popular performer at special occasions. - Kacy Carr |
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| There stood the old milker placidly chewing her cud and looking anything but menacing. The Manager t ... - Vicki Nunn |
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| Hurricane Katrina and the other natural disasters have created an immediate demand for temporary hou ... - Bob Huntington |
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| BROOKLYN, NY - It was discovered, last Monday, that a tree has grown in Brooklyn, NY. Amazed residen ... - Cy Yablonsky |
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| Islamic militants who have taken over in Mogadishu and dropped the dark veil of medievalism over the ... - Tom Attea |
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| Have you ever regretted not paying attention in school? - Seb Carroll |
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| Hair can make or break your appearance. Think about what it is like when you have a bad hair day! - Pamela Beers |
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| Xrytspet reported that Cindy Keep Seeking, a Native American member of BFRO, spotted Bigfoot at a ya ... - John T Jones, Ph.D. |
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| The new Swimming Pool Vacuum Sweep Shark Simulation Robot will do many things to help your pool. Sav ... - Lance Winslow |
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| It is gettng more difficult for me to keep a straight face when I work with teenagers. They come up ... - Pamela Beers |
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| I have dentures and believe me I wish I had my real teeth. I remember when I could pick up a nice re ... - Lenore Chapman |
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| Would-be writers are always strongly advised to avoid cliches. But if you are writing comedy and if ... - Cheng Guan Kher |
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| When the Pope, the Mullah and the Rebbe get down it's a free for all. - Karen Fish |
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